Exboyfriend Vinyl Dusting Brush

This is carbon fiber brush is a must for any true audiophile. Does it really make a difference? He thought so. You’d be having a conversation and he’d suddenly stop, get up, and rush over to the record player. “No, no, no, it’s ruining the record! This is a first pressing!” he’d lament as he grabbed the brush and gently wiped away the microdust.

You imagined that one day he would handle you with such care. To stop the entire world. Perhaps notice when a single hair had fallen in front of your face.

And then he set the vinyl brush back in its walnut case (not included), play the record, and nod along to the improved sound which you could never hear. If only he listened to you with the same attention.